BARGIE BARGIE was a terribly-inbred English bulldog puppy who had a permanent facial deformity, causing his face to form a rather comical appearance. However, this had placed the poor puppy in excruciating pain. He lived out in the cold, filthy display window out from the store, until the owner had forgotten to unlock the glass box thing. He escaped, only to be crushed by a rack of merchadise mistakingly topped by the owner himself.