HomHom, a healthy 3 year old Muskox living in the Yukon, grazed peacefully when a bird sat on his back. Because the Muskox thought defecating in shock was cliche he urinated in shock, causing some snow to melt and turn yellow in the process.
Then HomHom heard howling and snorted. Unfortunately the bird perched on his back defecated in shock and flew off. Unfortunately the snow shifted and the Muskox tumbled down a hill. HomHom defecated in shock as he slammed into an unfortunate Moose that had been urinating near him. After killing a Moose which was then eaten by another Moose, HomHom met Abercrombie and the two began fighting.